So, hello! I'm Alexandria.
Uhm... I'm not good with these things.
I like a lot of different stuff so chances are, most of the things I reblog wont have much to do with each other...
fair warning I guess.
do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
to be honest swiss don’t use ß when writing german so I automatically read that as a raspberry noise
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
honey is there something you’d like to tell me
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"
A guide for college lectures
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang